just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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