why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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