FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I love you. Go after that dick
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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