I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
