so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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