Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just forgot I was standing up.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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