Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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