so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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