Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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