Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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