dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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