DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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