question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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