i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Congratulations! We have a period
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