I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?