then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.