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• (+52): View more from Mexico

  that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".

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• (509): View more from Washington

  He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.

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  ...how and why.

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  PARENTS ARE MAGIC.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.

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