Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(713): View more from Texas

then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate

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(847): View more from Illinois

Hannah Montana > iCarly

(309): View more from Illinois

I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely

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(281): View more from Texas

Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know

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(281): View more from Texas

Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either

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(623): View more from Arizona

I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.

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(925): View more from California

All I want is tacobeell and your body

(1-925): View more from California

that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.

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