just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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