his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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