turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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