I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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