I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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