they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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