why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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