i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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