No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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