I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you inspire me to be a worse person
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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