Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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