the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone