Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(209): View more from California

I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life

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(719): View more from Colorado

Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you

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(703): View more from Virginia

As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.

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(207): View more from Maine

My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.

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(254): View more from Texas

I'm too high and old for this...

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