Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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