I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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