So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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