I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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