the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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