So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
