I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
