Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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