Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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