normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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