what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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