ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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