We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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