I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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