we have officially lost it.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
My breath smells like gin and sadness
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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