Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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