How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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