He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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