roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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