matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just invented taco cereal.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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