You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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