This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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