i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she looked like the before picture.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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