It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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