There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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