I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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