This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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