just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
There r osticjed everywhere
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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