none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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