Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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