Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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