does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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