i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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